Happy Valentine’s Day!!! This Hilarious Val Message To All Lovers Out There Will Make You Roll On The Floor…LMAO!


Behold it is written in the book of February chapter 14

verse 1
“And it shall come to pass that on Val's day excuses shall arise again, my battery died, my credit got finished, my DP refused to change, my boss selected me for the trip, traffic jams etc…

When thou seeth this signs, be calm, fear thou not, keeps thy peace and know that verily..thou art, not thy boo’s boo, thou art a side chick.

Verse 2:
Even when you receive gifts, calls, or were taken out, Remember my dear daughter that all will end on the bed

Verse 3:

Behold babe, i stand @ the door of your hostel and knock, if you hear my voice and open the door, i will come in and eat wit u, dine with you and share the gifts i have For you.

Verse 4:
Blessed is the boy that bothers not himself for any girl for peace of mind i will grant unto him.

Verse 5:
Hear ye hear ye For girls so love February 14 that they gave their only begotten dignity in exchange for a date , but know ye that who so ever doesn’t make that mistake
shall not have the fear of 9 months

He that has ears……..Please fill in space…LMAO!

Please feel free to add more verses from the Holy book of February 14 Drop yours below!

Do have a wonderful Val celebration….We Love you from all of us at GMB