Fuel finished in my ‘private jet’ – says man who was mysteriously found in Sapele river

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A man has confessed to newsmen how he was ‘flying’ from Benin Airport, Edo State, to attend a meeting and watch football in the United Kingdom through diabolic means.

The self-confessed wizard who was discovered at Ajogodo River, Sapele, Delta State said:

I was flying in with what is known in the physical realm as ‘Plantain Leaf,’ but it is actually my expensive private jet in the coven realm. It crashed me into this bridge, when the fuel in it finished. My members will be here tonight to refuel it for me, so I can continue my journey to the UK. I have to be in the UK to watch football, because there is economic recession, unemployment and inflation in Nigeria.





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